"Snake Attack" Super Snakey Snake T-Shirt

APRIL FOOL'S RELEASE

Be prepared for any Snake Attack you might encounter in life wearing this sick and totally snakey T-Shirt! Crafted from killer cotton and featuring a super ninja-like print, this T-Shirt is worthy of any bad muthaflippin ninja warrior!

Because people keep mispronouncing our name, we have decided to officially call ourselves Snake Attack. 

• Totally rad ninja snake using ancient shinobi techniques
• Darker than your soul cotton blend so you can blend in with your surroundings
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• Caution: will make your hyper attractive to snakes, assassins, and the occasional evil feudal lord