"Snake Attack" Frickin' Sick Nasty T-Shirt

Be prepared for any Snake Attack you might encounter in life wearing this frickin' sick and totally nasty T-Shirt! Crafted from killer cotton and featuring a super ninja-like print, this T-Shirt is worthy of any bad motherfather ninja warrior!

Because people keep mispronouncing our name, we have decided to officially call ourselves Snake Attack. All communications henceforth shall be conducted by the Seriously Sexy Snake Society (SSSS) and wearing this shirt signifies that you are awesome.

• Totally rad ninja with a snake in the background (frickin' sick nasty!) using ancient shinobi printing techniques
• Dark as your soul killer cotton blend so you can blend in with your feelings
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• Caution: will make your HYPER attractive to snakes, assassins, and the occasional evil feudal lord